therareandferociousswamprabbit:

“Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writers’ room, waiting for the Wednesday night read-through to start. […] Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can’t remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and oud and “unladylike”, 
Jimmy Fallon […] turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, “Stop that! It’s not cute! I don’t like it.”
Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. “I don’t fucking care if you like it.” Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit.
With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute. She wasn’t there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys’ scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you like it.”

- Tina Fey, Bossypants

This one never gets old.

newtgeiszler:

hyrude:

am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation? 

you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?

bairnsidhe:

dankmemeuniversity:

On this bitch of an Earth as it is in Heaven.

:)!

frodobell:

just-bears-here:

pictures-of-dogs:

snew

i read that as “stew” and i was like ?????????????

airpharaoh:

Some of you have never been close enough to a scorpio, capricorn, or aquarius to see how kind and understanding they can be once they open up to you and it shows

rhade-zapan:

Beautiful art by Arna Miller + Ravi Zupa

Shop ~ here

biblicalle:

Mother Mary

youcannottakeitwithyou:

a rug design (Charlap Hyman & Herrero)

portraitoftheoddity:

^ From a therapist-friend, in case any in-therapy-friends ever worry about this. 

langsandlit:

languageoclock:

dark duolingo show me the forbidden bonus skills

riseofthedruids:

cyberpunksuggestions:

Define ‘cheating.’